I’m waiting to stop being angry that you are even allowed to exist.

Oh no wait, it’s still there.


Because everybody needs this much cute in their lives :)

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pantsoptionalblog:

My name is Alex. I tell jokes for a living at #Burlesque shows and manage a #PopPunk band. We’re (somehow) signed to a major label. At 25 years old, I should have stopped saying ‘Snooch to the Nooch’, but I haven’t. 
That’s pretty much me in a nutshell. 

THAT’S MAH BOY.

pantsoptionalblog:

My name is Alex. I tell jokes for a living at #Burlesque shows and manage a #PopPunk band. We’re (somehow) signed to a major label. At 25 years old, I should have stopped saying ‘Snooch to the Nooch’, but I haven’t.

That’s pretty much me in a nutshell.

THAT’S MAH BOY.


Musings on Success

I’ve learnt a lot about life, and more specifically, a lot about people since starting my own business.

Making the jump from performing Burlesque as a hobby into a full time occupation seems to have drastically changed how people have behaved towards me, both in a personal and business context.

In short, there seem to be three types of people.

Those who are genuine friends, that are happy for your success, and only share in it in order to encourage and support you.

Those who seem lovely to begin with, who quickly find ways of winning your trust, and then along the line, show themselves as wolves in sheep’s clothing- you discover they have been abusing that privilege all along, to meet their own ends, leeching contacts, using your name to further their own careers, then try to turn those contacts against you- and so on.

Or there are those that take no tact in their approach at all, that attack you, quite often out of nowhere, and quite often having never met you in person, when their demands for something for nothing aren’t met.

Unfortunately, bar the first type of course, I have encountered all three of these types of people in the space of the last three days or so, since running my most successful show to date in my career.

Coupled with the fact that I am suffering with my health due to ridiculous stress induced migraines, and receiving work offers that are very spur of the moment, I am not really firing on all cylinders as it were.

Today I must have spent about 75% of the day asleep, while my partner and manager Alex, arranged travel, places to stay, and practically wrote out every step of my journey for a wonderful, exciting but top secret mission that arrived in my inbox just yesterday. It’s killing me that I can’t tell anyone!!

Without him, I think I would have probably thrown myself off Ryde Pier by now.

So if he sees this, Alex, I love you, and I appreciate you more than anything else in this world, and I’m sorry that sometimes you have to endure this weird and wonderful journey through humankind with me.


dontbiteus:

Life. 😒 #quote

dontbiteus:

Life. 😒 #quote



What a hypocrite.

What a hypocrite.

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Life lessons

I have doormat written on my forehead.

I fall far too easily, whether romantically, or friendship, for people that will ultimately use me for their own ends.

I wish I were straight.


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cabaret-can:

Cleo Viper

cabaret-can:

Cleo Viper


So…

My boyfriend gave me a lesson on how to deal with break ups last night.


uncreative-m-i-n-d-s:

Ahhhh the sweet smell of being replaced